Drop down gorgeous wardrobe malfunction

12/30/2010

Hey do you know what’s pretty sexy?

Hold up stockings!

So I haven’t worn them in a while and, as I was given a lovely new skirt from Santa and a pair of hold-ups by my ever optimistic husband, I thought, fuck it, it’s almost New Year’s Eve – I’ll vamp it up a little.
  
Do you know what’s not so sexy?
  
Bman over-estimating the size of my thighs and purchasing stockings that are way too large. The damn things fell down, while I was trying on boots in a store in town and ended up around my ankles (and not in a good way).
I shit you notWould I make this up?
  
FFS!
  
I should have a ‘Hazardous to Health’ warning tattooed across my forehead.
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