Beware your killer footwear


Forget Killer Heels! Are anyone elses slippers trying to kill them for the festive season, or is it just mine? 

I say mine but I mean slippers in general.  Mine tried to throw me down the stairs a couple of weeks ago, but just now my husband’s slippers also made an attempt on my life as I was carrying the vacuum cleaner upstairs.

          Death by novelty footwear

To be fair, the leopard print ones were probably trying to kill themselves just to escape the misery of clearly being way beyond their usefulness.

 Just to clarify – the Mr Grumpy ones belong to Bman, not the Bet Lynch’s, which are quite obviously mine.

  PS:  If Bman asks if I have been using his slippers while he was at work…. you didn’t see anything… Shhhhh.

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